7 TRUE SLOGANS Utah Should Consider!

Here in Utah, we've had a few slogans that come to mind. "Greatest Snow On Earth" was one that made all the Colorado people VERY ANGRY! But lately we've transitioned to "Life Elevated" as a slogan on our signs. However, I feel like we could do A WHOLE LOT better when it comes to slogans! Here are my top ideas for the new slogans for Utah are our welcome signs!

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I mean, everyone already thinks we have multiple moms and multiple wives here, so WHY NOT?! Let's just go for it... Maybe it'll scare off all those Californians trying to move here! It's worth a shot.

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Modest is ABSOLUTELY hottest when you're here in Utah. We don't want to see kneecap or shoulders... Gives us those impure thoughts!

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It's just part of the rules here! Coffee is a no-no, but a 48 oz. Soda with coconut cream is okay. Tea is okay if it's cold, but the waters get muddy if the tea is hot... To be honest, I'm not exactly sure of the drink rules in this state!

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This is for all our BYU brothers and sisters. It's common knowledge that "Soaking" doesn't count as... well, you know. If you don't know what soaking is, Google it. Actually screw it... It's when a boy and a girl just kinda "do it" without any movement once it's... happening.

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Here in Southern Utah, blinkers are TOTALLY optional. You're more likely to see an alien than to see proper signaling. But most of the people driving here were born BEFORE blinkers were invented! So give them a pass, guys! It's new technology to them!

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WHOA! Drugs are off-limits in this state! But... We have our own drug, and that is FRY SAUCE! It's the nectar of the Gods! You haven't lived until you've ripped a fat line of fry sauce on your break in the bathroom in your office.

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You haven't LIVED until you've made it out of a roundabout alive WHILE someone is going the wrong direction in it. It's like seeing a dog walk on it's hind legs. It's crazy to see, you're going to laugh and you're going to say "WTF MAN!?"

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