25 Signs You Grew Up LDS
"Oh no is this another thing making fun of us?" said the worried LDS person who clicked on this article.
"No. No it is not" said the radio DJ whose job it is to make sure everyone has a good time.
I was raised a member of the LDS(Mormon) Church and have fond memories of my youth. Wednesday night activities, Ward/Stake dances, refreshments in the back of the cultural hall, and so much more. There was also the constant growing out of my dress pants and squeaking like a mouse whenever I'd talk to a girl, but lets focus on the positives okay?
NOTE: The jokes in this article are my own, and I take full responsibility for them. That being said, I can promise on a stack of THE WORK AND THE GLORY novels that there is nothing offensive about anything here.
I like to think of myself as a bridge builder of sorts. I also like to think of myself as a super-powered love machine, but that's neither here nor there.
Let's gird up our loins and put our shoulders to the wheel and see if we can have a lovely little nostalgia blast together.