The 2023 Consumer Electronics Show was held last week in Las Vegas.  It’s been called "The Most Influential Tech Event in the World".  While that may be true, there are some inventions that are just plain weird.  

CHARMIN ROLLBOT (2020)

It's a rollbot that brings you toilet paper. No, really. (Charmin.com)
It's a robot that brings you toilet paper. No, really. (Charmin.com)
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Do you find yourself sitting on the toilet doing your business only to realize you are out of toilet paper?  That is where the RollBot comes into play.  It is literally a robot that is designed to bring you toilet paper. That is its only function. 

TASER HOLSTER WITH MP3 PLAYER

Finally. Now you can tase your enemies while listening to Barbra Streisand. (Supremedefense.com)
Finally. Now you can taze your enemies while listening to Barbra Streisand. (Supremedefense.com)
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If you own a taser, I’m guessing you are in the market for a holster.  And when using your taser, wouldn’t it be more fun to have music playing at the same time?  So why not kill two birds with one stone.  Buy a Holster that is also an MP3 player!

PEPE PET DRYER

This makes me very, very uncomfortable. (amazon.co.uk)
This makes me very, very uncomfortable. (amazon.co.uk)
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This one is probably my least favorite one.  It just feels like pet torture.  After giving your dog or cat a bath, drying your pet is the next step.  Instead of using a blow dryer or letting your pet air dry, use the Pepe Pet Dryer.  It’s about the size of a mini-fridge so it’s for smaller pets.  It can dry your pet in about 25 minutes.  So they stay inside this small boxed area for 25 minutes until they are all dry.  Ideally the pet would sleep during the process but my dogs would be an anxious mess and try to scratch their way out. 

HAPIFORK

A fork that monitors your chewing. Because...I don't know. (techcrunch)
A fork that monitors your chewing. Because...I don't know. (techcrunch)
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Are you a fast eater? Do you shove food in without properly chewing? HapiFork is here for you? If your bites are coming too quickly, HapiFork will vibrate and then tell you to eat your meals slower.  The idea behind this tool is to help people not overeat as much. 

BELTY SMART BELT

Belty
This belt adjusts it's size to you depending on how much you eat or when you sit down. (belty.paris)
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Smart items are the way of the future.  So why not have a smart belt while we are at it.  Belty is a belt with a motor in it.  And it adjusts to your body movements.  So if you sit down, Belty adjusts.  If you eat too much, Belty adjusts.

I hope these products have changed your life as much as they've changed mine.

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