NOT AGAIN! Are we being SPIED on?!
Last week the US Military shot down a SPY BALLOON from China! People all over the country had photos of the balloon moving across their state before finally being shot down somewhere over South Carolina!
Now, a week later.. WE CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN! Here is the best way to SPOT SPIES from other countries, and WHERE they are spying from! HERE WE GO!
If anyone is going to spy on us again... It's probably going to be ENGLAND. We broke up with them like 300 years ago and they've never gotten over us! So keep your eyes open for one of these guys floating by in the sky. They're very stoic, but they're watching!
Mexico, our neighbors to the south! If you see a big floating Piñata in the sky... DO NOT smash it with a big stick! If anything... shoot it down! It could be full of candy, or it could be full of SPY CAMERAS! Tread lightly!
Canada, the neighbors to the north. They're friendly, and sometimes too nice... But DON'T LET IT FOOL YOU! They're sneaky! If you see a floating Maple Syrup in the sky, it's THE CANADIANS! Shoot it down instantly! If it's Maple... It's them!
This one is a DEAD GIVEAWAY! If you spot the floating 7-Eleven sign in the skies about Southern Utah... It's the Indians! Great people, very nice, BUT THEY WANT TO SPY! Keep an eye out!
We had beef with the Japanese like 70 years ago, and it's never died! The beef is still ALIVE AND WELL! If you see an HELLO KITTY floating in the skies, contact law enforcement QUICK! That's the Japanese spying on us!
The Russians are ALWAYS in everyone's business and I feel like the entire world has issues with them! If you see the floating Russian Nesting Dolls, it's them! It could also be the floating Russian Vodka, but most likely it's the nesting dolls. They look kind and harmless, but don't let it fool you! It's the Russians!
They've been known to send out Spy Kangaroos before, so the next time you see a harmless looking kangaroo floating by... It's from the Land Down Under!
Another country that needs to mind their own business: Germany! If you see the floating wiener or bratwurst, it's those Germans! Shoot it down, and EAT IT WITH MUSTARD! It's the only thing we can legally do.