6 Things That Should Be ILLEGAL In St. George, Utah!

LOCK EM UP! This Stuff Should Be Illegal In St. George!

Here is my list of things that are TOTALLY LEGAL to do... But DRIVE ME CRAZY! If I had it my way, you'd be locked up for doing THESE THINGS in St. George, Utah.

Creating A "Utah Road Block" on Bluff Street:

A Utah Road Block is when you're driving, and there's at least 2 lanes, but everyone is driving THE SAME SPEED and nobody can pass. It's usually EXACTLY at the speed limit or below the speed limit. I'm yelling in my car and punching air every time this happens.

Going to Culver's restaurant, and having to "Pull ahead and we'll bring the food to you":

What?! No! That's not how Fast Food works! Every time I'm at Culver's I have to pull up... EVEN IF NOBODY IS BEHIND ME!

Taking a full naked shower at The St. George City Pool:

It never fails. I'm at the City Pool, and some EXTREMELY CONFIDENT old guy is taking a full naked shower out in the open. LOCK HIM UP! Keep your swimsuit on, man!

Parking your lifted truck in two spots outside of Bloomington Walmart:

Look... I don't care if you park WAY IN THE BACK in two spots, but this happens in the PRIME spots up front! We get it. Your truck is big and your... foot is small. Just park in the back. That drives me bananas.

Merging onto I-15 at 45 miles per hour:

I will switch lanes. I will FLY past you. You're going to cause an accident.

Not being BALLSY ENOUGH in the roundabout:

Have you ever been behind someone trying to get IN to the roundabout and they REFUSE to go when they have the opportunity?! OHHH IT MAKES ME CRAZY! We got places to go, people to see! We'll be here ALL DAY if you don't make something happen, lady!

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