Obviously, this article is SATIRE, and I'm sure to be getting a lot of negative comments and maybe even calls! But maybe if this article made you laugh, you can send it to someone who will either LAUGH or take it VERY SERIOUSLY! Either way... Have fun with it!

The St. George temple has been doing a little remodeling for the past 4 years, and they're finally ready to open back up again! Photos have FINALLY been released showing the inside, and it ALL MAKES SENSE why it took 4 years to renovate this place! I'm shocked at the awesomeness they've added to the St. George Temple!

Here are some of the COOLEST NEW ADDITIONS to the St. George Temple!

The Holy Ghoster - The New Indoor Rollercoaster!

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This has been long awaited for the St. George Temple. Salt Lake Temple has theirs, Manti Temple has theirs, San Diego Temple has theirs, and now St. George finally gets their Indoor Rollercoaster! It goes 0-80mph in two seconds! It looks awesome!

The Indoor/Outdoor Waterslide:

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I wondered what that big tube was hanging out of the Temple, and it finally made sense! It's a water slide! This looks like SO MUCH FUN!

Chuck-A-Rama Buffet (2nd location in St. George):

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I can't believe I didn't see this HUGE SIGN, but it's finally up, and honestly, St. George has needed a 2nd location really bad! After you do your temple work, you can stop by the best Buffet in Utah!

Full Court Basketball Court:

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This is awesome. It's like the Matterhorn in Disneyland! They have a basketball court in the mountain, and now the Temple has one too! This is perfect for exercise since they don't have a weight room inside!

Noah's Dry Cleaning Service:

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If you go to the Temple a lot, you probably wear your suits and dresses a lot! You can save time now with the dry cleaning at Noah's Dry Cleaning Service!

Heaven's Skate - The Indoor Skate Park!

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And finally, the most controversial part of the newly renovated temple... Heaven's Skate: The new skate park inside the Temple. It's perfect since there is now a HUGE influx of senior citizens that grew up skateboarding!

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The First Photos Of The NEWLY Renovated St. George Temple!

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After a few years of being closed, the St. George Temple is ready for visitors! The renovation is finally complete! I've been a resident of St. George my ENTIRE LIFE, and I've always wondered what the inside of that building looks like... AND NOW I KNOW!

The St. George temple is just under 144,000 square feet! It sits on 6 acres of land, and was first completed in 1877. The public open house will be from Friday, Sept. 15, through Saturday, Nov. 11, excluding Sundays and excluding Saturday, Sept. 30, for October 2023 general conference. The temple will be rededicated on Sunday, December 10th.

Here are the photos of the newly renovated St. George Temple! It's beautiful!

Exterior:

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The Celestial Room:

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A Sealing Room:

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The Bride Room:

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The Instruction Room:

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The Front Desk:

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Instruction Room:

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Assembly Hall:

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The Baptistry:

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View of the Staircase:

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