You’re DEFINITELY From Utah If You Say THESE WORDS!
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If you say these words, you're DEFINITELY from Southern Utah!
Blue Hairs: People who are old. They probably have white hair, which they would probably use a blue shampoo to make it bright.
"We waited for an hour at Chuck-A-Rama! All the Blue Hairs invaded!"
Utah Road Block: When a group of Blue Hairs are in EACH LANE going the same speed, and you can't pass!
"Sorry I'm late! I was stuck behind a Utah Road Block!"
Sauseege: A type of breakfast meat. You can also mix it in with your spaghetti sauce.
"Make sure you pick up some Sauseege at Harmon's for supper tonight."
Hunnert: The number after 99 and before 101.
"Don't tell the Bishop, but I made a couple hunnert in Mesquite last weekend!"
Mowntnn: Those big rocky things covered in snow. MOUNTAIN.
"Look at all the snow on the Mowntnn!"
Warshington: This one is BIG TIME with the old timers. The city to the EAST of St. George.
"We'll meet up at Nisson's in Warshington at 7."
Sanna Clara: The city to the WEST of St. George.
"Let's go to Frei's in Sanna Clara tomorrow!"
Toosdee: The day after family night.
"I can't hang out Toosdee, I have Young Womens!"
Ignert: When you don't have the knowledge or awareness to what someone else is going through.
"You're Ignert, Dale!"
Awnry: When you're just in a terrible mood.
"My grandpa's horse, Geppetto was so awnry today!"
Mannase: A condiment used to create the BEST condiment. Fry Sauce.
"Hey Daryl, pass me the Mannase! I'm makin' Fry Sauce!"
Dill: When you save a ton of money on a product at Costcos.
"You should've seen the dill I got on the Mannase at Costcos today! 3 for $10!"
Jockeybox: The place you keep napkins in your car.
"Open up the Jockeybox! Hand me that map!"
Derf: When you and someone else's bodies are on eachother, while kissin'.
"I Derf'd Linda last night. She said we need to talk to the Bishop about it."