6 Jaw-Dropping Clues Your Utah Neighbor Might Be a SWINGER!

Recently, a show based in Utah was released on Hulu. This show is called The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and it's about a handful of LDS women and some "Soft Swinging" took place. Soft Swinging is defined as "kissing and touching... without going all the way". But, apparently Utah is a MECCA for Swingers! Now, if you're unaware of what swinging is, it is being married but engaging in group sex or the swapping of sexual partners within a group, especially on a habitual basis. A lot of people have come out recently that they're swingers, but is it possible your NEIGHBORS could be swingers?! Let's find out!

6 HINTS THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE INTO MORE THAN BLOCK PARTIES:

PINEAPPLES:

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Pineapples are obviously the MOST COMMON signs for a swinger. Especially if you see na upside-down pineapple. This can be hanging from a door, porch, patio, or window.

PAMPAS GRASS FRONDS:

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I didn't even know this things were called "Pampas Grass" or why it's a swingers sign. But if you find them in your neighbors front yard, or even in a vase inside their house... They could be a swinger!

BLACK RING:

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If your neighbor has a black ring on their right hand, this is also a sign that indicates someone is a swinger.

FLAMINGOS:

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If someone has flamingos around their house, on their clothing, or especially on cruise ships... SWINGERS! (This concerns me because my mom has a flamingo by her front door...)

GARDEN GNOMES:

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Garden Gnomes are a little creepy, but if your neighbor has a few garden gnomes In... suggestive positions, this is also a sign that they're welcoming others to swing.

STAR:

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You know those big metal or tin stars that are on people's front porches, nailed to the wall? Yeah. Those things are ANOTHER sign for a swinger. (Even more concerned, because my mom had one on her front porch for years!)

Now that you know the signs, you will either notice that your neighbor is a swinger... or if you're trying to get into the game, those are the things you'll need!