Welcome to Southern Utah: Swingersville, USA! Maybe you've been out and found yourself in a situation where someone a couple is being VERY FRIENDLY! Do they want to be friends, or is this a front for a SWINGING SITUATION? Here's how you can spot it!

DID THEY APPROACH YOU AT A CERTAIN BAR IN TOWN? (I had to remove the name of this bar because the owners got VERY UPSET that I used their bar, claiming swingers have ever been there)

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That's an easy one! If you find yourself at the (UN-NAMED BAR) or as some call the "UN-NAMED BAR & Lonely", then you could be finding yourself in a SWINGER SITUATION! 

Are they being VERY TOUCHY?

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Yeah, the touchiness is definitely a sign! But If the DUDE is touching you like this... There's a couple options of what could be happening here! He's either trying to get you to swing, or wants you all for himself!

Garden Gnomes at their house!

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This really makes you wonder about your grandparents that had SO MANY GARDEN GNOMES, huh? Same, honestly. But yeah. Having garden gnomes outside your house is another BIG SIGN that the owners of the home welcome the SWINGING LIFESTYLE!

Are they looking at you LIKE THIS from across the restaurant?

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If you're getting the EQUAL attention, it could feel good! It could be a little confidence boost! But BE CAREFUL! They're probably SWINGERS!

Does the dude look JUST LIKE THIS GUY? (Long hair and dress shirt)

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That's right! If the dude looks like THIS... You're in his crosshairs for some SWING ACTION, BABY! BUCKLE UP!

Wedding rings on the RIGHT HAND instead of LEFT:

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This is an actual sign in the SWINGERS COMMUNITY! Wedding rings on the RIGHT HAND instead of the left.

PINEAPPLES:

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This one is VERY OBVIOUS! Pineapples are the universal sign of LET'S SWING! Pineapple shirts, pineapple jewelry, etc. SWINGERS!

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