Break Up With These Utah Guys Before They Propose This Christmas!
Alright, girls... You've probably heard from your family or your friends to DUMP THAT BOYFRIEND! Well, Christmas is right around the corner, which could mean PROPOSAL! These are the dudes that you need to break up with before they propose this Christmas!
GUYS THAT HAVE PUNCHED WALLS IN YOUR CRIB:
Drywall ain't cheap! But he probably just shotgunned a Monster Energy. Stop giving him excuses as to why he punched the wall. Was he mad at a video game? Instant Break-Up right there. We're not going into 2024 with that energy. Was he mad at something YOU did? GET OUT! RUN! BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS THAT WEAR SUSPENDERS AND A BELT... TOGETHER:
Buddy... It's suspenders OR belt. NEVER BOTH! What are we doing?! Trust me, you don't want to be walking down the aisle and see the dreaded Suspenders-Belt combo! BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS WITH EMPTY ALCOHOL BOTTLES ON DISPLAY:
Why? WHY? Nothing makes you look more of an alcoholic than 18 empty bottles of Fireball on display as decor. You take too much pride in how much you can drink. Makes no sense. Will he someday wake up and decide no more drinking? Probably not... BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS' WHOSE BED IS A BARE MATTREESS ON THE GROUND:
Look... I know that bed frames can be kinda pricey... NO SCREW THAT! YOU CAN FIND ONE ON MARKETPLACE RIGHT NOW FOR $20 BUCKS! GET A BED! AND PUT SOME SHEETS ON IT! Gross! I hate the feeling of a bare mattress on my skin! That guy is NOT READY to be a husband and a dad! BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS WITH DIRTY DISHES UNDER THEIR BEDS:
My Grandma, Mary once told me something that I STILL think about to this day... If you're dating someone... Look under their bed. It will tell you everything you need to know about them. You may find some things that can be pretty shocking. Dirty magazines, adult toys, disgusting old underwear with skidmarks, or dishes with something growing on it! Just trust me on this one. BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS WHO REEK OF AXE BODY SPRAY:
We're not 13 anymore, there's no excuse for this one. If his "Cologne" is Axe Body Spray, I just feel bad for you and I'm SHOCKED you're still dating him. Even writing this, I can smell it and feel like I'm walking down the halls of Pine View Middle School right now! BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS WHO MAKE YOU UNFOLLOW YOUR FRIENDS:
If he's going through your friends/followers and forces you to unfollow friends of yours because they make him "uncomfortable"... HIM! YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS THAT AREN'T HIM! BREAK UP WITH HIM!
GUYS THAT SCREAM AT TVS IN PUBLIC PLACES:
Look... I'm a sports fan! I get passionate. But NOT ONCE have I ever yelled at a TV in public while people are eating dinner. That's not normal. Plus... We know why he's doing it: To show everyone in the restaurant how smart he is and how much he knows about that sport. We get it bud, you know the sport. RELAX, I'm trying to eat my chicken tendies. BREAK UP WITH HIM!
But in all seriousness... If you're in a relationship that is scary, and you want to get out of but you're scared about how... Here is the National Domestic Abuse Hotline:
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