Utah funny

St. George is a wonderful place to grow up, live, work, and even raise af family. Here in St. George, we have sun about 300 days a year. We've got lots of churches, beautiful cliffs and bluffs, clean streets, and awesome facilities. But, there's definitely some things that we need to JUST RELAX about...

These towns in Utah have THE SEXIEST NAMES EVER! Beaver: I mean... Come on! The jokes write themselves with this one. That's where you'll find your I <3 Beaver bumper stickers that everyone has! Mona: Mona? Moaner? If you don't make a "Moaner" joke when you pass through......

Here in Utah, we've had a few slogans that come to mind. "Greatest Snow On Earth" was one that made all the Colorado people VERY ANGRY! But lately we've transitioned to "Life Elevated" as a slogan on our signs. However, I feel like we could do A WHOLE LOT better when it comes to slogans...