Utah humor

The new Utah Flag has been out for a while now and of course people aren't happy about it. I believe it's a TON better than the old one! The old Utah Flag was INCREDIBLY BUSY! The old flag featured: A circle, two arrows, two American flags, "1896", "1847", "Utah", "Industry", Bees flying, An Eagle holding 6 more arrows, a beehive on a shelf, sego Lillies, al

Stake Center: Don't get your hopes up! You're not about to end up at Texas Roadhouse or Outback Steakhouse, you're actually probably not going to get any food at all! A Stake Center in Utah is a big church. This big church is somehow kind of in charge of the smaller churches in the area...

've been in St. George my WHOLE LIFE! Born and raised, baby! I love it here, but in my 32 years here, I can see the bad things about living here too. I've compiled an entire list, and if you're one that gets offended... BUCKLE UP! 1. Old-Timey Dr...

The new Utah Flag has been out for a while now and of course people aren't happy about it. I believe it's a TON better than the old one! The old Utah Flag was INCREDIBLY BUSY! The old flag featured: A circle, two arrows, two American flags, "1896", "1847", "Utah", "Industry", Bees flying, An Eagle holding 6 more arrows, a beehive on a shelf, sego Lillies, al

Imagine you're at the happiest place on earth: Disneyland. You see a family next to you, and something about them reminds you of home. THEY HAVE TO BE FROM UTAH!  HERE ARE THE BEST WAYS TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS FROM UTAH! They're white: Yeah... That's...

Whether you grew up LDS (Mormon) or not, you've probably seen at least a couple Prophets of the LDS church. Now, they all have fairly normal, boring haircuts, right? Well, back in the day it was a LITTLE DIFFERENT! You'd see Prophets with huge beards, or maybe a little bit longer hair! Well, wh...

St. George is a wonderful place to grow up, live, work, and even raise af family. Here in St. George, we have sun about 300 days a year. We've got lots of churches, beautiful cliffs and bluffs, clean streets, and awesome facilities. But, there's definitely some things that we need to JUST RELAX about...

These towns in Utah have THE SEXIEST NAMES EVER! Beaver: I mean... Come on! The jokes write themselves with this one. That's where you'll find your I <3 Beaver bumper stickers that everyone has! Mona: Mona? Moaner? If you don't make a "Moaner" joke when you pass through......

There's some crimes that will get you locked up here... And I think it's CRAP! Here's my list of CRIMES that should be totally legal in Southern Utah, but aren't... Toilet Papering: I NEVER did this as a kid, but I remember it was done to our house once...

Utah has some BIZARRE names, that are TOTALLY hard to pronounce and spell! Do you ever wonder where these names come from?! Some of these places have some REALLY AWESOME stories as to where the names came from! Tooele: Many don't know this, but in the 1853, Tooele was actually spelled Tuilla...