6 Ways To Tell If Your Utah Neighbors Are Secret SWINGERS!

A HUGE show based in Utah has just released season 2 on Hulu. The show is called The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. It's about a handful of LDS women after rumors of "Soft Swinging" has taken place. Now, 'Soft Swinging' is defined as "Kissing and touching... without going all the way." However, Utah is apparently the headquarters for Swingers. If you're unaware of what swinging is, it's when you're married but engaging in group sex or swapping partners within the group, on a nearly regular basis. A whole lot of people have recently come out that they're swingers. It's possible your neighbor could DEFINITELY be a swinger... Here's how to find out!

6 HINTS THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE INTO MORE THAN BLOCK PARTIES:

PINEAPPLES:

Pineapples are obviously the MOST COMMON signs for a swinger. Especially if you see na upside-down pineapple. This can be hanging from a door, porch, patio, or window.

PAMPAS GRASS FRONDS:

I didn't even know this things were called "Pampas Grass" or why it's a swingers sign. But if you find them in your neighbors front yard, or even in a vase inside their house... They could be a swinger!

BLACK RING:

If your neighbor has a black ring on their right hand, this is also a sign that indicates someone is a swinger.

FLAMINGOS:

If someone has flamingos around their house, on their clothing, or especially on cruise ships... SWINGERS! (This concerns me because my mom has a flamingo by her front door...)

GARDEN GNOMES:

Garden Gnomes are a little creepy, but if your neighbor has a few garden gnomes In... suggestive positions, this is also a sign that they're welcoming others to swing.

STAR:

You know those big metal or tin stars that are on people's front porches, nailed to the wall? Yeah. Those things are ANOTHER sign for a swinger. (Even more concerned, because my mom had one on her front porch for years!)

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