If You’re From St. George, Utah… These Things Will PISS YOU OFF!
I've lived in Utah for 32 years now! I was born in the Dixie Regional Medical Center in August of 1991. If ANYONE knows St. George and the people... It's me! Here are some things that will TOTALLY piss you off if you're a St. Georgian like me!
A restaurant that serves chicken coming to town:
Don't even get the St. George Word Of Mouth Facebook Group started on this one. If there's a new restaurant coming to town, and chicken is ANYWHERE on that menu, you're going to get an earful! "UGH! Another Chicken Restaurant?! WOW!" People get SO ANGRY!
A license plate that DOESN'T say "Utah":
A huge group of people REALLY don't like seeing out of towers in this town. It makes me wonder who is actually allowed to be here? Am I allowed to be here? What about my child? Are you only allowed if you're born in St. George? Is there some kid of grandfathering that people can apply for?
Seeing someone that bought a puppy instead of adopting:
A lot of St. Georgians HATE seeing that you've bought a puppy for your child. You're supposed to go to the pound and adopt a 7 year old Rottweiler named "Zeus". That's an eventful Christmas morning!
Any article written by me:
There's quite a few people that REALLY HATE when I write articles, for some reason. It doesn't matter if I write about a restaurant that I find expensive, an accident, or something about a high school in town. If I write it, here come the mean comments online about how terrible I am. BE NICE, JERKS!
Some nice young girl starting her own cookie company:
ANYTHING BUT COOKIES. It doesn't matter if your cookies were prepared by the hands of God, himself. St. George will be SO ANGRY that there's another cookie store in town. Hey guys... Nobody is forcing you to go buy cookies. It literally doesn't affect you WHATSOEVER. I'm scared for all the Girl Scouts out there this year!